by Allison Oberlin
I’d love to have a seat
and spend some time with you
With your magical photographs
and advice on good Thai food
With your thick pages
filled with influencers and flare
That somehow gets ink on my fingers
…. like everywhere
For those with men troubles
Those who want to have their hair curled
Those who haven’t a minute to spare
Those who have all the time in the world
For those who love nostalgia
And getting back to the good ole days
Before life was too complex,
and people on TV actually looked their age
Now my dear flimsy friend,
you are in a bit of a rut
You are losing out,
somewhat
Today people of all ages,
they search for what’s new and now
Kendall Jenner’s outfit yesterday
Cannot be found somehow…
But do not fret,
I will be there for you,
until the very end
Whether it’s in a thousand years
or next weekend.